klavehicle:

dead.

these were really funny but now most of them are trying too hard. this one finally made me laugh.

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“omg what a little shit head”

Expand your vocabulary, then respond to something I say?

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textsfromlastnight:

(978): your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.

prettyfoods:Submitted by pawnshopheart

thedailywhat:Morning Links:

• The Real Google Phone: Google gives employees mysterious “Nexus One” phone to test. Distribution plans. Photos.

• Demonoid returns, brings your account back with it.

• Internet campaign to make RATM’s “Killing In The Name” #1 Christmas song hits ground running.

• “Dear Josie, I am locking the Wikipedia article on our sex life.”

• Welcome to the Republic of Bacon. Population: Om,nomnom. (via.)

• Morning Distraction: Obey the Game. (via.)

• Morning Wood: Kelly Andrews and Madison Welch prove definitely that four boobies are better than one.

• Morning List: AFI’s Top 10 Movies and TV Series of 2009.

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lostinthevoid:vizz:(via kushnstarbucks)

artpixie:DIY: Wine Bottle Light